Ahoy

[beautifulduckweed]

I am disproportionately amused that the generic LJ user person thingabob has an eyepatch today, and that the "Update Journal" button has been changed to an "Update Captain's Log" button.

And to give this journal entry some Substance (*snort*), please enjoy a couple of random pirate jokes that I made up, like, 2 seconds ago:

What's a pirate's favorite grain?

BARRRRRRley. *ba-dum-tish*

What's a pirate's favorite poison?

ARRRRRRsenic. *ba-dum-tish*

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week....

Comments

[broknashleydoll.livejournal.com]

arrrr ye be attendin the pirate festival this saturday?

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Oooh! I mean, thar be a pirate festival this Saturday? I didn't know this. What time and where would it be, belike?

[broknashleydoll.livejournal.com]

http://www.portlandpiratefestival.com/index.html

i would be honored if ye would consider attendin with me, my lil lass.

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Yarrrr, I'd be delighted, me lovely! I'll see if I can rope in some of me other mates, too.

[broknashleydoll.livejournal.com]

excellent. we should coorinate meeting an timing an all that. my number is 503 307 1017. im also on messenger almost constantly.

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Sweet. My contact info can be found on this page.

I'm probably going to aim for late morning/early afternoon for this. We'll talk about rides and such once we get a posse together.