OH MY GOD I NEED TO SEE THIS MOVIE

[beautifulduckweed]

Crank, a.k.a. "Dead Man Speed-Walking".

This looks like the deliciousest, cheesiest fun EVER. Plus I have a girlie hard-on for Jason Statham like you will not believe.

Anyone want to come with? borktron? Anybuddy?

Comments

[theotherjay.livejournal.com]

Wow. That's the most transparent premise since Speed ("If we go below 55 mph, the bus explodes!").

I don't know if I could handle that movie. Maybe if I knew you were going to put out. =P

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Exactly! It's Speed, except instead of a bus, you have Jason Statham and his sarcasm and his ridiculous action stunts and his rippling abs and OMG THE HOTTTTTTTNESS.

Maybe if I knew you were going to put out. =P

There might be compensations to seeing a cheesy movie with your girlfriend wherein she's pretty much going to be worked into a fever-pitch of lust by the end of it. Maybe. Perhaps. Possibly.

[li-kao.livejournal.com]

Yeah - if I knew there'd be a chance of getting lucky, I'd totally hope a plane (and damn the snakes) for that one.

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Are you saying you have a hard-on for Jason Statham TOO?

*squee*

*chestbump*

He's the bee's knees.

[li-kao.livejournal.com]

But lets keep it on the dl, you know, just between you, me, and the internet.

Re: He's the bee's knees.

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

You can trust me to keep your secret safe. The Internet will also keep your secret safe. The Internet is nice like that.

[borktron.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll see it with you. No strings attatched. You know you can count on me to share the badass things in this world, when the bitches can't cope.

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Aw yeah! That's what I'm talking about. Mother. Fucker.

It'll kind of keep nicely to our tradition of watching fun, schlocky action pictures together, too. Because I don't have too many friends I can do that with. Harmony's taste in movies isn't schlocky so much as it is downright awful.