"Who's on this plane?" "SNAKES!"

[beautifulduckweed]

That was brilliant. Never has a movie lived up (down) so thoroughly to my expectations. This movie may very well compete with Lone Wolf McQuade as Best Bad Action Flick EVAR.

Was there:

- Incredibly bad CG? Check

- Poisonous snakes behaving in ways no self-respecting snake would? Check

- Pointless love story? Checkey McCheck

- Snotty British guy dying in an especially gruesome way? Hellz yea check

- Deviant Sexual Behavior being punished? Unf check unf check

- Fat people getting bitten in an especially ridiculous manner? Check, and supersize the fries with that

- Horrible racially stereotyped villains? Nong nong dong bong CHECK

- Little kids and babies miraculously Not Dying? Checky checkersons

- "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes"? CHECK MOTHERFUCKER CHECK

And the video at the end by Cobra Starship? Fucking perfect. That part where Samuel L. Jackson looks up from his book at the airport, wearing the same Snakes on a Plane T-shirt that Jay was wearing...I think I ruptured something from the sheer weight of my glee.

Verdict: Am very glad I went on opening night with a theater full of dorks.

Comments

[rat-bastird.livejournal.com]

sounds cool! Maybe i'll give in and see. After talking with people I finally freaking GET why this movie is so hyped now!

Before i was just shaking my head and wondering if the entire freaking world had gone mad! WE did vote for bush.. so that possibility hasn't been ruled out yet.