Reason number 1,754 why I'm going to Hell:

[beautifulduckweed]

I can't stop giggling over this article.

I know, I know, STDs are no laughing matter. Look, what if it were your mom?

Aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha. Ohgod.

Comments

Ha! Ha! Your mom was getting banged INTO HER RETIREMENT YEARS!!!1!!eleventy

[theotherjay.livejournal.com]

Re: Ha! Ha! Your mom was getting banged INTO HER RETIREMENT YEARS!!!1!!eleventy

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Don't you be talking 'bout my mama that way!

'Cause Mr. T says so.

Also:

[quietselkie.livejournal.com]

Wonder if my parents have recovered enough of their sense of humor for me to send them this article, now that they're in Retirement Resort Hell? Bwahaha! I know my sister will be horrified, so off it goes. :-D