OH MY GOD

[beautifulduckweed]

WE'RE IN WIKIPEDIA. HOLY SHIT.

Now I'm just waiting for the editors to notice this and put in a request for deletion under the "not significant to be of note" policy.

Comments

Sweet.

[theotherjay.livejournal.com]

... but why so short?

Re: Sweet.

[borktron.livejournal.com]

True celebrities don't need an explanation.

Re: Sweet.

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

That's OK, babe. I still have my X-ray vision and the strength of five men gorillas.

Michael: True dat.

Re: Sweet.

[theotherjay.livejournal.com]

What about, like, Tom Cruise? Celebrities require the most explanation.

Re: Sweet.

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Well, we're neither Scientologists nor, y'know, BATSHIT MOTHERFUCKING INSANE.

That's got to be why the Smart Bitch entry is so criminally sparse.

Re: Sweet.

[theotherjay.livejournal.com]

Well. I expect you to get right on that.

Re: Sweet.

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

You want me to be a Scientologist?

Re: Sweet.

[theotherjay.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm just saying, look at his Wikipedia entry. Don't you want to be that famous?
/'the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about'
//well, maybe not

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that.

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

And now you've made me quote Meatloaf. FOR THIS YOU MUST PAY.

Although it WOULD be totally sweet if somebody made an animated gif of me zapping Oprah with my Super Xenu Powers.

Hmmmmm.

I bet the library has a copy of Dianetics....