I actually wrote this . . . I think.

[beautifulduckweed]

I was mucking around some old text files (circa 2001, to be specific), and found an old e-mail I'd written to somebody on SparkMatch (the OKCupid precursor). I kicked it off like this:

She walked in looking like a million bucks and a heap of trouble. I like my broads the way I like my food: hot, fast and cheap, and baby, this one had the best set of Golden Arches I'd ever seen.

This is so pat, so neat, that I have to wonder whether I actually wrote this, or whether I filched it from somewhere.

Comments

[the-drifter.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned lately how you're made of win?

[konomaigo.livejournal.com]

Reading old stuff is like that.

This made me laugh. Thank you. ^_^

[benefitz.livejournal.com]

Awesome! In any case, at least you didn't felch it.