Bad Indiana! No cookie!

[beautifulduckweed]

Indiana recently passed a bill that requires all entities selling "sexually explicit material" (defined as anything designed solely to stimulate the genitals, anything that would inspire the "prurient sexual interest of minors" and anything related to BDSM) to pay a $250 fee to the Secretary of State and being registered with local zoning authorities as a purveyor of, well, sexually explicit material.

So yeah--anything that would inspire the "prurient sexual interest of minors"? What the fuck? That would probably include everything from Victoria's Secret catalogues to cute classmates to hardcore porn. The BDSM thing...I just don't even know any more. I give up. These politicians seem to be scrambling for a new hot button to push now that the Supreme Court has said homogay buttsex is OK. It's quite mind-bogglingly stupid.

...can I get into trouble for sending links to Japanese eel porn, 2 Girls 1 Cup or fursuitsex.com to members of the Indiana legislature?

At any rate, I go on for considerably longer about this issue at Smart Bitches.

In other news: Mongolian Death Flu marginally less deathly, though I've found that trying to go on less than 9 hours of sleep a day just doesn't work. I mean that literally--I can't function. I can barely walk and talk, and the only thing I can do is seek more sleep. Guh.

Comments

[rat-bastird.livejournal.com]

well... if you're not selling it...

I remember being a horny young man. I called the free sex education hotline to masturbate while they talked about the sexual functions of the body. I masturbated to comic book figures. hell... i masturbated to the thought of having just masturbated.

In other words, young men are fucking horn dogs and EVERYTHING turns us on and makes us want to hump things.

I may have had an overactive sex drive. I'm down to three times a day now and that seems to work a little better.

[bonobo23.livejournal.com]

I see an A Paper in the making...

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

I was kind of thinking that, actually, as I was writing my article for SBTB--a survey of the evolution of privacy rights as it relates to legislating private sexual behavior. I get to talk about sex and law, two of my favorite topics. Woot!

[bonobo23.livejournal.com]

I wrote my B paper (which was longer and better than my A paper) about Oregon's constitutional law of stripping, as it compared to the federal constitutional law of same. I could shoot it your way if you were ever interested...