Move over, Mr Pibb + Red Vines, we got new CRAZY DELICIOUSNESS up in this piece

[beautifulduckweed]

Ben and I were talking about Barack Obama last night, and after expressing extreme excitement at the possibility of having a president who not only a) is able to speak without sounding like a tragic rabbit-lovin' character from a Steinbeck novel, and b) displays more charisma than the average lump of uncooked dumpling dough, but also c) demonstrates ferocious intelligence, and d) has values that are actually kind of aligned with both the way things work and the way I think things should work, I noted that Obama is, indeed, one fine-lookin' man. "Dude's, like, the beautiful bastard love child of Marvin Gaye and Abe Lincoln," I believe were almost my exact words.

All of which is offered as an excuse for the following:

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[linettasky.livejournal.com]

My boss David points out, "How many people have thought of Marvin Gaye and Abraham Lincoln in a couple together?"

Which I think is a way of saying, "Gee, Candy. Your brain is FASCINATING."

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

And now: Watch the time-traveling mpreg slashfic FLOW.

[bonobo23.livejournal.com]

DANG. OK, you win.

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

YAY.

[lilithsaintcrow.livejournal.com]

I just fell in love with you ALL OVER AGAIN.

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted someone to love me for my ability to spot tenuous resemblances between living politicians and famous dead people.

[lilithsaintcrow.livejournal.com]

Look no further. Of course that is only ONE of the MANY reasons I worship you, but hey, it's a good one.