It's mah birfday, mah mah mah birfday...

[beautifulduckweed]

...AND I AM THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS EVER.

Also 30 years old. (1e in hex. Can't wait to turn 20!)

Who wants to kiss a 30-year-old Chinese woman? I know YOU do!

I already received two pretty awesome presents. Talia gave me a nifty new haircut last night, and Ben gave me an obnoxiously pink "Talk Nerdy To Me" T-shirt. Eeee!

When I have more energy and time, I'll plan something awesome. I was thinking of a LOVE BURNS themed anti-Valentine's/belated birthday party, scheduled two weekends from now. All foods have to be put through some kind of flame, or still be on fire upon serving. Flambe, bananas foster, creme brulee, grilled meats and veggies. And I'll call it...OH MY GOD IT FEELS LIKE BURNING (Which Is What Your Mom Said To Me Last Night). What do you guys think?

Comments

[dark-syren.livejournal.com]

Go team Sexy Bitch!

::hugs and wet sloppy kisses::

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

HUGSBACK!

[redsouffle.livejournal.com]

HELL YES to all questions. I will totally go down to Portland just to rock your flaming party like a flaming hurricane of flame.

Also: HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHDAY

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Katie + Fire = AUUUUUUUUGH.

This should be deeply entertaining. Good thing my parties are never held at my place.

wee will crush this "Valentine's Day" with our cold black fingers

[tanjent.livejournal.com]

I'm always up for a day trip to Portland, and grilled meat products only make the adventure even tastier. Count me in for anti-Valentines festivities if/when they occur.

(Also - Whoah, I thought you were 22 or so. Aren't I perceptive.)

-tanjent

Re: wee will crush this "Valentine's Day" with our cold black fingers

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

YAY! I'll be making an announcement on LJ with details, and also sending out e-mails once I've figured out where and exactly when it's going to be.

Also, I've inadvertently fooled people into thinking I was 16. Flattering and hilarious.

[lilithsaintcrow.livejournal.com]

*breathy Marilyn Monroe voice*

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, Ms. Smart Bitch,
Happy Birthday to yooooooooou!

*cheers wildly, pumps fist*

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Oh my God. I love that icon.

I would totally make out with Bugs Bunny in drag. (Modifier left ambiguous on purpose.)

Wait...did I just say that out loud?

[wealhtheow.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday, princess! :D

-Riana (from Seattle and Formula Dé)

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

YAY! Thank you. I remember you. You're fun.

It's exciting! (and so is your mom)

[katealaurel.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, the birthday! Many congratulations.

(Wish I could come burn things with you in firey celebration. Sigh.)

Re: It's exciting! (and so is your mom)

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

I wish you could be here, too. (Your mom, on the other hand...man, I wish she'd quit showing up in my bed, naked. It's highly unnerving.)

[linettasky.livejournal.com]

Woooooooooooooooooo! Happy day, lady. I'm down for the partyin', whenever it happens (as long as I'm, you know, here).

I like fire. Candy is cute. Therefore, if we take what was proven during a raucous fondue session, and understand that Cute + Fire = Tasty...well...

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

NO ROASTING OF CANDY OVER AN OPEN FLAME. BAD! BAD BETH!

(Also: *squishy hugs*)

Flaming party of flamingness?

[e-d-trix.livejournal.com]

Portland people have all the fun... Happy Birthday, Candy -- welcome to your thirties, the decade made of awesome.

Re: Flaming party of flamingness?

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Dude. This is why you need to come visit. F'real. You would love my friends, and they'd love you.

[leahseraph.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday! May lots of exciting things happen to you.

I can't believe you managed to talk about a "love burns" party without making an STD joke though...

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

STD jokes will be amply represented by the presence of cream sauce at the party.

(Also: thanks for the birthday wishes.)

[jennekirby.livejournal.com]

YES!!

Happy birthday!!

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

KISS KISS MOTHERFUCKER

[quietselkie.livejournal.com]

I wondered what the cuntmonkeys were screaming about. They were so loud they woke me up. It's BECAUSE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY.

Have a happy, awesome day, Duckweed!

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Be grateful they hadn't progressed to the "Throwing wadded-up Fabio covers at your window" phase of the celebration yet. Those cuntmonkeys, man....

I probably won't see you so...

[zenlari.livejournal.com]

Giant kisses for the 30-year-old Chinese Lady!

Happy Birthday beautiful.

Re: I probably won't see you so...

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Awww! Thanks, sweet thang.

[marsala1.livejournal.com]

Smooches! I am totally there for your foodening!! I will glut myself and give you greasy smoochings!

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Yay greasy smoochings! And fire. FIRE.

[ariiadne.livejournal.com]

woooooo happy happy 30 birthday! :D I wish I could come help you celebrate!

[ariiadne.livejournal.com]

woooooo happy happy 30 birthday! :D I wish I could come help you celebrate by burning things. I think that's the weekend I"m going up to visit my parents, so at least I won't be QUITE as many hundred miles away...

[ariiadne.livejournal.com]

ok, I have NO idea why this posted twice - I must have accidentally posted it before I was done typing it. Oh well!

[seasong1.livejournal.com]

Happy birthday!

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Whee!

[vyrin.livejournal.com]

Woohooo!!! Happy birthday to you. It's exciting that you're 30 years old, but I think it's going to be a while before you can celebrate being 20! years old... Something like 2432902008176639970 years from now. But that's cool. I'd be psyched for a birthday party in the quadrillionth millenia!

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

HA. You went for the cheap nerd joke. And I laughed anyway.

[tarentel.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday To You!

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Wheeyay thanks! *huggggses*

[benefitz.livejournal.com]

You are pretty and awesome. You are the prettiest princess to never be graced with her own play set. <3

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

I want my own playset! Also, my own action figure.

POUCEHUG! RAR!

[gorthx.livejournal.com]

party!