Death threat level today: Lower than yesterday's

[beautifulduckweed]

So those of you who haven't yet witnessed the HOLY FUCKING SHIT trainwreck happening over at Smart Bitches, you should go check out the blog post wherein romance novel cover model Tony Catanzaro says he'd love nothing more than to toss Sarah and me (as well as sundry Smart Bitch readers) into the trunk of his caddy and dump us in the weeds off the Belt Parkway--except he's a MOTHERFUCKING GENTLEMAN, so he will pray for us instead.

Comments

[msbunburyist.livejournal.com]

Whooooooooeee!

That is some stinking trainwreck right there! Jeezy chreezy. Did no one tell him that what you post on the internets NEVER EVER DIES?

(In other news: hey, you want to actually hang out sometime this week?)

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

I'd love to hang out with you. If you're free tomorrow, lilithsaintcrow and I are going to have dinner and catch Andrew Bird in concert. If you want to come with, that'd be be pretty rad. I have a feeling you and Lili would get along famously.... Otherwise, I'm going to be in Seattle for the weekend. And I believe next week is finals pour vous? Anyway, we'll work something out.

[msbunburyist.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... tomorrow I have stuff in the evening. Next week is finals, but it's not actually that frantic; most of my stuff has been due this week. So we could probably grab coffee or dinner or something early in next week, Monday-Wednesday...?

[rat-bastird.livejournal.com]

I find it amusing that he's knocking people for bashing people online, and yet... he's bashing people online.

I be he's hairy "looking" too. maybe you could help him out with that and send him some hair and superglue.

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

Holy frikking heck!!!

[grace-draven.livejournal.com]

Whoa! For real? I check SB every couple of days usually, but not this week. Dayum! I'm headed that way now.

[paraleipsis.livejournal.com]

Wowee. Guess you know you're in the big time when the incoherent death threats start rolling on in!

[seasong1.livejournal.com]

I sent the real Tony an email, under the assumption that this was an asshole posing as him. Considering that his workplace is in New York, a Tennessee IP seemed a bit odd as the source.

Not impossible, just odd.

[lilithsaintcrow.livejournal.com]

So did I. We'll see if he responds. :)

[theotherjay.livejournal.com]

Holy shit, he really said that.

Smart Bitches won't let me post now (I know, the one time I try, right?) so let me just remind you all: Title 18 of the United States Code, Section 875(c), states: "Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both." FTW.

[swinginpagan.livejournal.com]

Halloooooo!

um.

I have nothing useful to contribute, really.

But I found yooooo!

Hello!