In Which Our Intrepid Heroine Has A Singularly Bizarre Dream, And Provides a Snippet of News

[beautifulduckweed]

quietselkie woke up with the five phases of mitosis running through her brain. I...I dreamt of (drumroll) post-modern beer commercials taking over television. The last image before I woke up was a freeze-frame of a photo of giant bottle of beer, the amber bottle beaded with condensation, floating against a super-saturated blue background. And the announcer said "Post-modern beer. Enjoy this deliberately manipulated representation of a representation of a consciousness-altering beverage. Your experience of reality as you perceive it cannot possibly compare."

What. The. Fuck.

Also, how post-modern is a dream about self-consciously post-modern beer commercials featuring photos of the product? This, my friends, is the seven-layer nacho of post-modern experience.

That dream was almost as nerdy as the one I had a couple weeks ago in which I got into an argument with a chemist about reduction, especially as it related to iron(II) vs. iron(III) ions.

In other, more important but less surreal news, I found out last night that Lewis and Clark Law School has seen fit to bestow me with a partial scholarship. WOO!

Comments

[lilithsaintcrow.livejournal.com]

That's geeky. And hawt.

[darwinpolice.livejournal.com]

Also, how post-modern is a dream about self-consciously post-modern beer commercials featuring photos of the product?

It's almost as post-modern as reading about someone else's dream about self-consciously post-modern beer commercials featuring photos of the product.

[misshepeshu.livejournal.com]

Dear lord. The eighth layer of the nacho is upon us!

[quietselkie.livejournal.com]

Yay! People GIVE YOU MONEY FOR LARNIN'.

And the beer sounds more fun than my cell division, but there you go. I am so not post-modern.

[doorrepairgirl.livejournal.com]

seven-layer nacho of post-modern experience

Mmmm, nachos...