Best. Headline. EVER.

[beautifulduckweed]

"He was naked, on crack and in alligator's mouth"

I have to say: I felt sorry for the alligator they killed. They weren't even sure if they got the right one. Sigh.

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[shmivejournal.livejournal.com]

In the circus, if an elephant kills somebody they have to put an elephant down. I say "an" because they will often put down the oldest elephant, since it is the most expendable. The public doesn't know the difference.

If an elephant kills somebody, it shouldn't have to die because it's AN ELEPHANT, of COURSE IT KILLED SOMEBODY.